daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(via heydiddlehiddleston)

uglyfun:

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

that went in an unexpected direction

(via loudroboticwhirring)

frustration-squared:

fangirlingoverdemigods:

(Tumblr Gets Deep, Pt. 2)

i like the last on the best

(via aph-belgium)

jackfrostciicle:

lodubimvloyaar:

Children Read To Shelter Cats To Soothe Them

(Photos by Animal Rescue League Of Berks County. You can follow them on Facebook.)

Also good for the kids. They encourage having slow readers read to the family pets. A dog will listen to a kid read a whole book one damn sssyl-la——-ble at a time, and it will never get frustrated, or correct their pronunciation, or start playing Angry Bird because it can’t stand listening to the slowness any more. The dog will look at the kid approvingly, because, human. Human is talking. Human is interacting.

So this is a great win-win.

i am a 26 year old man and this almost made me cry

(Source: dakotaangel, via labadoozy)

holligenet:

nativefemboy:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street. A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

powerful Black Science Man

Don’t every doubt that there are people in the judicial system who don’t have biases and questionable agendas. Neil deGrasse Tyson knows what’s up and has science to back it up too.

holligenet:

nativefemboy:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

powerful Black Science Man

Don’t every doubt that there are people in the judicial system who don’t have biases and questionable agendas. Neil deGrasse Tyson knows what’s up and has science to back it up too.

(via everyonelovesrobots)

electromas:

daft punk??? nah what unoriginal talent they just sample music what— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of daft punk spill out of jacket] w-what fuckign assholes i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of daft punk scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

(via soopymcspooky)

raybutts:

alittlebitgayandmore:

ahmogar:

burneeburns:

i just want you all to take a look at this photo

he’s standing like christ the redeemer. 

raybutts:

alittlebitgayandmore:

ahmogar:

burneeburns:

i just want you all to take a look at this photo

he’s standing like christ the redeemer. 

(via rnogarjones)

bumbleshark:

treesthatsee:

*blows a kiss at the ocean (for the sharks)*

image

(Source: veryconcerneddeer, via potsexuals)